This blog is a catalog of the randomness that revolves in the daily life of my extremely ADD mind. I have no shortage of strange conversations, ridiculous self-analysis, strange thought processes, crack-pot theories and infatuation with pop-culture irony. Top-off that cocktail of oddities with a photographic memory that has a tendency to scare people and you're in for an absurd treat. Unfortunately for all of you, the internet provides me an outlet to share all of this with the world. Be very scared!
**WARNING**
There is no format for content in this blog.
I reserve the right to discuss anything; including but not limited to: Current events, Cultural revelations, Media corruption, Idiocy, Personal interests, Things I find funny, and How my brain works.
For Example:
Last night around 3AM, amidst my quest for milk and cookies I saw an advertisement for Alcoholics Anonymous. I came to a realization that tickled me. Isn't it funny that they are called Alcoholics Anonymous and the first thing they do at a meeting is stand up and state there name? Does that not negate the anonymity stated in the very name of the organization? By no means am I knocking the agency and the work they do. I am well aware the lives they have saved directly and indirectly. I'm simply stating the name doesn't make any sense. I would suggest they remove the "Anonymous" but "Alcoholics" alone, though representative, doesn't solicit the most hopeful of messages.
I could likely continue, but I won't. Which brings me to my next disclaimer.
I have a tendency to be long winded or digress into a completely different topic than I started out with. In addition, those of you who know me understand that certain phrases hold no meaning to me.
For Example:
"To make a long story short" - It's usually to late
"No pun intended" - That means it was totally intended, I just feel weird elbowing "Get it, Get it"
You get the idea.
** WARNING **
Grammar and Spelling Police prepare for a headache.
I constantly misspell, misuse, and mis-punctuate. I also make up my own words by adding prefixes and suffixes that make sense but are not correct. Be Prepared.
This concludes my introduction and disclaimer for the time being. I hope you enjoy the annals of my bizarre mind and, if so, tell your friends so that they may enjoy as well.
Randomly Yours,
Nic Malara
hahahaha this made me laugh out loud:
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I laughed out loud when i read "'to make a long story short'-its usually too late"....so true! :)
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